Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for September 22, 2011

Maybe he needs “Total Moron Magazine for Dummies”. Two wrongs make an upright.

He and that magazine are made for each other.

He’s not a complete moron, some parts are still missing.

So sad, but this mirrors an experience from my working life: I managed a bookstore, and a customer showed me a book that was misprinted as she thought it should be taken off the shelf. I took a look at the book and was miraculously able to fix the printing problem by putting the dust jacket on in the correct orientation.

Reese828: Is it any wonder why brick and mortar book stores are closing at an increasing rate when you have customers like that?

My pet goat.

These two blon… er, “morons” were nailing siding onto their house. Let’s call them Bob & Jane. Jane noticed that Bob would take a nail from his nail bag, look at it and was then throwing about every other nail away. Jane asked Bob, ’What are you doing?".“Throwing away the defective nails.” said Bob. “There seem to be a lot of them. They have the head on the wrong end.” “Silly!”, said Jane, “Those are for the other side of the house!”