Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for September 18, 2011

There are those who never get the message, but still I hope it takes less than 5 tries to figure that out. The alimony must be staggering.

At least 8 other sites, actually. First time was interesting but starting to get a bit tedious now.

He did this yesterday, too. I’m now learning to scroll right by his name. He’s no better than those advertizers that used to bombard this site.

At least change your message at each strip. You come accross like the spam that used invade this site.

@APersonOfInterestDon’t you think it’s kind of useless to be posting this type of stuff on a website with a main audience of people who appreciate the comic strip as an art form? Don’t you think it would be more useful to go to ComicsSuck.com? Please go there so we don’t have to hear your preaching. If it isn’t spam, it’s still unneeded.

Changing cars every model year is too expensive and you’re only paying for depreciation. Keeping the same one and maintaining it will take you farther, at lower cost, even if it does develop a few squeaks and rattles you’d just as soon not listen to. But as you age, you lose your hearing.

Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice shame on me. Fool me five times in a row. Well …

His fifth wife told him to

Kiss Her Nuptials

george____ what a waste of beer