Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for September 23, 2011

….-sigh-….

He could run for office, but he’s probably too not religious enough to carry some of the states.

walrus, all he’d have to do is lie about his age, and claim the rest of the australopithecines missed the ark.

Clearly, we no longer need a ‘safety net’ for the less fortunate. I can imagine a near unlimited supply of protein out there, based on the number of squished squirrels and ‘possums I see on my daily commute. And it seems Charley is a natural born leader with fantastic organizational skills! I’d hire him tomorrow and he can name his price!

I hope the bottom doesn’t fall out of the leaf-nest market.

“What’s good for General Motors is good for the country.” (Although that wasn’t actually what Charlie Wilson said, it’s what has become repeatedly quoted.)

At last the australopithecine is back. The only reason I didn’t request him back for weeks was because I couldn’t spell it.

I think he is a republican

Charley can’t run for President unless he comes up with a birth certificate.

@Jeepers: “What’s good for General Bullmoose is good for the country!”Wait’ll the dollars are all gone (and guess where?) In the panic, will anybody remember the carpenters who showed up at the job, only to be told “We can’t do any work today; we’re out of inches!”

pretty much what the evil oligarchs are planning on, they think that they can hide in their fortress like estates to keep from being hunted down by their victims.

I see a franchising opportunity in the making!Proof positive that small businesses are the job creators.