Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for October 18, 2011

Snerk!!!

The last time I played with them, it cost me an arm and a leg.

I’ve won and lost many a hand at cards.

I’ve also kept an eye out for cheaters.

And of course…. the game is afoot.

Looks like it’ll be easy for him to keep an ear to the ground.

’Ear! ’ear! The winner may not have a bigger hand, but he does have an extra one. Does that give him the upper hand? However, I guess you do have to hand it to the loser – now he can see eye to eye to eye to eye with his opponent, but he won’t be able to foot the bill for the drinks.

They use to play hockey but it got too rough – too many face-offs.

You got to be careful playing cards. You could lose your behind!

Ah, Mark, have a heart!!!.I’ll raise you Winky’s spleen … ..☻

I hate to think why they want to play this way.

This is hilarious!

aye, it’s true

I think I’ll throw my hand in.

That game will end up costing him an arm and leg…

And people wonder why I don’t play cards with lepers

I’m not sure if this is better or worse than strip-poker. :-s

GoodQuestion — Winky already needs someone to raise extra spleens for him.

They must be playing Hand and Foot