Hospital Emergency: CLOSED Frank: "I'm bleeding and the E.R. is closed. What should I do? Just go home?" Ernest: "Suture self!"
Even when the emergency room is open you’ll probably bleed to death before they get to you!
LOL! Good one, Baslim!
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We once had a doc in town who’s name was Self—so often injuries were Self-sutured.
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Did he perform surgery? Those could be Self inflicted wounds!
“And the hospital had a lot of Self admitted patients… not to mention Self administered drugs…”
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BigChiefDesoto about 13 years ago
Even when the emergency room is open you’ll probably bleed to death before they get to you!
lightenup Premium Member about 13 years ago
LOL! Good one, Baslim!
yyyguy about 13 years ago
walk-in clinic.
bmonk about 13 years ago
We once had a doc in town who’s name was Self—so often injuries were Self-sutured.
BillWa about 13 years ago
Welcome to ObamaCare
JP Steve Premium Member about 13 years ago
Did he perform surgery? Those could be Self inflicted wounds!
bmonk about 13 years ago
“And the hospital had a lot of Self admitted patients… not to mention Self administered drugs…”
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You know it!