The toys are still made by Santa. He’s just outsourcing. The elves have been making noises about unionizing, demanding more time off during the holiday season for shopping, more heat in the workshops, so he took some precautions in case they go on strike.
Don’t look now, Lawrence, but I think Michael just spent his entire Christmas budget — all $1.11 of it(!) — on a bag of candy for himself. Better luck next year!
Want to know something scary. A major portion of the parts in our military equipment are made in Communist China. Makes you think doesn’t it comrade. (shiver)
Michael eats all that candy and his dad’s a dentist… Anyway, these kids like Michael who believe in Santa Claus, don’t they wonder why their parents go shopping without them this time of year? And everything they buy is made in Taiwan, China, Vietnam, even Hondourus.
The future is always changing, in motion always, but I see someone making “Made by Santa” stickers for sale for parents to cover up “Made in Taiwan” stamps. See it, you will!
hsawlrae almost 13 years ago
And your dad’s car came from Taiwan, China, India, Mexico, Canada……
KenTheCoffinDweller almost 13 years ago
Well, seeing as they live in Canada, they would expect that it would be built there, especially over 30 years ago when this originally ran.
pouncingtiger almost 13 years ago
Now the toys are made in China.
chicken 33 almost 13 years ago
Except women. After one kid it’s off to the Vet.
J Short almost 13 years ago
Actually, Taiwan is Santa’s elf with the extremely slanted eyes and black hair. The toy should have said made by Taiwan.
Snoopy_Fan almost 13 years ago
Careful… That candy is probably made in China, too.
lightenup Premium Member almost 13 years ago
Santa can’t made everything for all the kids in the world. He has to outsource, you know..especially for the complicated electronic toys.
Gigantor almost 13 years ago
The toys are still made by Santa. He’s just outsourcing. The elves have been making noises about unionizing, demanding more time off during the holiday season for shopping, more heat in the workshops, so he took some precautions in case they go on strike.
nancyroy2 almost 13 years ago
you take off the price tags… but they still figure it out eventually!
ChukLitl Premium Member almost 13 years ago
Elves Toy Factory, Inc. has become a multinational conglomerate parent company to most manufacturers.
NEMO1967 almost 13 years ago
PANNEL 2. MIKE HAVE TOO MUCH CANDY!! HE’LLGET DIABETECS OR TEETH DECAY…
psychlady almost 13 years ago
Yeah, made in China along with everything else!
Gretchen's Mom almost 13 years ago
Don’t look now, Lawrence, but I think Michael just spent his entire Christmas budget — all $1.11 of it(!) — on a bag of candy for himself. Better luck next year!
;-)
The Life I Draw Upon almost 13 years ago
Want to know something scary. A major portion of the parts in our military equipment are made in Communist China. Makes you think doesn’t it comrade. (shiver)
iced tea almost 13 years ago
Michael eats all that candy and his dad’s a dentist… Anyway, these kids like Michael who believe in Santa Claus, don’t they wonder why their parents go shopping without them this time of year? And everything they buy is made in Taiwan, China, Vietnam, even Hondourus.
djr2261 almost 13 years ago
Toys made -TaiwanCustomer service-INDIA
purpleriver almost 11 years ago
The future is always changing, in motion always, but I see someone making “Made by Santa” stickers for sale for parents to cover up “Made in Taiwan” stamps. See it, you will!