Over the Hedge by T Lewis and Michael Fry for October 06, 2011

First, nobody has ever seen a Unicorn Ninja Assassin.At least, not long enough to tell anybody about it.Second, most fairies can’t even carry regular bagpipes, let alone ones with weaponized drones.

Hollywood has changed the traditional stories…

What’s next? Wee folk with tactical nukes? Talking animals that live near the suburbs with staple guns? Am I going to open the Sunday comics and see Garfield with an AK-47?What is this world coming to when even our fictional characters are being weaponized??

Verne lost it a long time ago. All we have to do is define “IT”.Hammy never had it.and RJ doesn’t need it; he’s always been way ahead of it.So, it’s a wrap.

And while you’re watching for the ninja assassin unicorns and weaponized faeries, the flying monkeys will get you from behind.

Verne talking is an example of an unweaponized drone. More of an anesthetic, actually.

hey dogarf — you mean killing and violence AREN’T the solution to all the world’s problems? Have you considered running for public office? Your views seem unique, and in need of airing in higher places! :o

The flying monkeys in the Wizard of Oz – so creepy! The title characters in Hitchcock’s “The Birds” strike the same cord.