The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for October 08, 2011

Wipe that grin off of your face, #2…

I’ll bet his name is not Phillip

They’re all a bunch of tools.

A real good one Scott.

Might someone have a screw loose?

So many lines… so little time.Apologies to Mae West.

" Well, okay, but i’ll have to get hammered, first."

Maybe number 1 is a wench…..

OMG! I hope he don’t screw up …… if they got cross-threaded on their first date, they wood never stay together ….. ☻

I C U #6 ☺☺

With those bachelors… I think she’s screwed

Was wondering if this was run in all the newspapers..it was in ours, but I know they have censored Scott in the past with something much less suggestive…which I did not. This is hillarious and so are the comments!

That hammer looks like a Pastis goat.

I’m afraid she’ll screw them over.

Naughty! Naughty!

That’s terrible! XD

Tsk, tsk! And the comments! :-D

There is nothing like having The right tool for the for the right job.

He likes to start out with orange juice and vodka.

Nothing like a tight slot