Lio by Mark Tatulli for October 03, 2011

Bad, lio, bad!

Sweet, Lio, sweet!

I used to babysit a kid like that, he’s 23 now & still not in jail.

Go easy on Lio, gang! He needs a little inspirational chocolate before creating his masterpiece, that’s all! I hope.

Lio, really… we lie now!?

Remember the “naughty list”? Lio’s back on it.

Considering what some trash is considered art (sometimes literally trash) Lio might very well use the trash of his art ‘supplies’ to create art.

Maybe Lio is going to make eatable art.

he is going to make the Eva-Lisa with candy (nice touch Lio)

No no. Wait for it…

Maybe he intends to eat till he gets sick, then approach the canvas…

Michaelangelo’s David, made from chewing gum?

Misappropriation of funds, eh?

Jackson Pollock done in jelly beans (shudder)

Knopwing Lio, he’ll probably recreate either something by Hieronymus Bosch, or one of the Goya ‘black paintings’.

Who’s to say that Lio didn’t write up the “Art Assignment” himself? If he is truly a con artist, that would be right up his alley. Can you tell I am the mother of a couple of extraordinary manipulative boys???

i think he’s going to do one of those famous still lifes, only instead of fruit and flowers, he’s going to use various kinds of candy and skulls. and then eat the candy. _

You’re not thinking about candy are you?!!

It’s what makes him so sweet.

Maybe he’s going to make a Venus de Milo out of Gummi Worms.

My favorite candy is Jolly Ranchers.

essentials for his muse.