Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for October 14, 2011
Transcript:
Rip: What're you doing out here, Dutch? Dutch: I'm getting paid to take down this river Jack clown. Rip: Considering he's alive and well and causing me great distress - I'd say you could work on your job performance! Dutch: Not everyone goes in fists a-blazing like you, Ripcord. Rip: Just what do you have up your sleeve, my silver-haired pappy? Dutch: Ask your girl, Cobra. She's been helping me since I got here. Rip: She's been whatty the what whatting?
Veridian about 13 years ago
Oooooooo..Kay! I’m with the Ripster on this one! Didn’t see that Particularly Pretzel-like Plot Point Coming. HUGPOUNCEZZZZZ and Pancakes for Dorian @ TBHQ and Have Fun Y’all! :-)
Chas60 about 13 years ago
R.I.P. 2011
Mongo about 13 years ago
Looks like Dutch is about to get Ripped!!
punchydugan about 13 years ago
Rip Haywire. Aman of action and a true man of words.
mntim about 13 years ago
She’s gonna…. Then they’re gonna…. There’s been…. Dang, what are they up to?
McGehee about 13 years ago
I think that’s “R.I.P. Haywire.”
Kydex29 about 13 years ago
“Whatty the what whatting” – I’ve lovin’ it!
alleyoops Premium Member about 13 years ago
UH OH
quartermain about 13 years ago
anyone noticed that Rip’s pappy looks like Zack Mosley’s “Smilin’ Jack” ??
DorianKTB about 13 years ago
Veridian, your timing is spot-on, as I happen to be eating my famous homemade yummy and tender gluten-free pancakes for breakfast as I read this rip-roaring, rib-tickling revelation! I KNEW Cobra was on our side, albeit in her own self-serving way! :-) (Personally, I suspect Cobra had a difficult life before meeting Rip, hence her always looking out for herself.) What a relief - I was afraid Our Man Thompson was gonna switch out Cobra in the RIP HAYWIRE logo and holiday strips, and replace them with Bliss Benson! She may (or may not) be a sweet girl, but somehow I don’t see her settling easily into Rip’s life of danger and adventure. Also, note Dutch’s disdainful response to Rip’s “new friend”! :)
DorianKTB about 13 years ago
GAHH! I keep forgetting about that stupid em-dash that turns into a strikethrough! Just read between the lines, folks, literally! :-)