Monty by Jim Meddick for October 24, 2011
October 23, 2011
October 25, 2011
Transcript:
Moondog: OK, I changed my mind. Tell me where you hid the Halloween candy... Bird: Sorry. I gave my word I wouldn't reveal the location... Moondog: All right, here's the deal: all I want is one Almond Joy. I'll even split the almond with you. Bird: Nope. Nothin' doin'. Moondog: OK, fine! Be that way! I'll find the candy myself! It's gotta be around here some... OK, OK, OK... just one single M&M. A brown one1 kids don't even like the brown ones! We can reseal the bag... we... Bird: The first step is to admit you have a problem.
Ida No about 13 years ago
See. Definitely a problem. Can’t find the chocolate! That’s a real problem.
Flogge about 13 years ago
Well i was eating my 2nd boiled anniseed lollie as i read this, is that a problem?
Varnes about 13 years ago
Two years ago I ate three big bags of candy corn……Yeah, I know…I don’t know what got into me..(well, other than the corn..), About every other Easter I break the world’s record for most jelly beans eaten in the spring….I just keep breaking my own records….
Proginoskes about 13 years ago
I don’t see why everyone picks on candy corn. I like it.
Sisyphos about 13 years ago
Hang tough, Pilsner! If Moonie cracks, will we notice the difference?
SusanSunshine Premium Member about 13 years ago
Pilsner, you’re stalling.
The first step is to admit you already ate all the candy.
SusanSunshine Premium Member about 13 years ago
And I like candy corn too — especially the ones with one chocolatey section…
And “Halloween mix” — the same stuff molded into orange pumpkins and chocolate bats.
But half way into a bag I’m done till next year.
BTW, when I was a kid, you could buy little boxes of “Chocolate Babies” made of that stuff.
They became socially unacceptable when people realised the name was rather racist — but I think another company makes them now as “retro” candy.
AnonymousUser about 13 years ago
I’m not alarmed. If he starts to eat a stale M&M found between the soda cushions then I’ll start to be more concerned.
vscythian about 13 years ago
Lots of problems
catqueen about 13 years ago
I will eat candy corn, but my weakness is Smarties—pressed sugar with a little color and flavoring. I allow myself one bag a year (3 1/2lb) in October. I don’t share it with anyone and have to put it out of easy reach to be sure I don’t over indulge.
Sheriff Mordecai Premium Member about 13 years ago
shytimes – the source files, the ones originally colored, are consistent, but there have been quality control issues in the production chain afterwards, leading to muted/distorted on screen coloring. These files go through a number of steps so there a number of “opportunities” for problems to crop up.
Hunter7 about 13 years ago
SUGAR! Want the Chocolate covered sugar!Still looking for caramels. And not the snack size of Tootsie Roll, but the Midges. Must go – be the Hunter. There is chocolate out there – and I`m going to find it!
iced tea about 13 years ago
I remember candy lipsticks and those little boxes of pumpkin seeds for 3 cents. I remember fondly those caramel suckers called Sugar Daddies. With them, you found a little card inside of a bird or something and a fortune was written on the stick. I remember those little wafer candies called satellites and Charms lollipops. We had some good candy then.