Close to Home by John McPherson for October 14, 2011

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    RogueSymmetry  about 13 years ago

    No way, you think that would be fatal?

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    Sillstaw  about 13 years ago

    I’m sure as long as you find a “non-toxic” version, you’ll be fine.

    The taste, however, I can’t help with.

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    RogueSymmetry  about 13 years ago

    “Now for internal use!”

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    thetraveller4  about 13 years ago

    Besides, liquid paper dries to a flat white, not much sparkle there…

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    jlb839  about 13 years ago

    People get high off of white out so why not fatal with that much.

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    Nighthawks Premium Member about 13 years ago

    expect the blind date to excuse herself to the restroom and then beat a hasty retreat and catch a cab home

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    LingeeWhiz  about 13 years ago

    Not recommended for kissing.

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    barbfrost  about 13 years ago

    Two things impossible to remove- White Out and Cheeto dust.

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    Devils Knight  about 13 years ago

    if his date is blind why bother

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    Stephen Gilberg  about 13 years ago

    Roy, you’re gonna need a lot more work than that to be passably handsome.

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