Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for November 03, 2011
Transcript:
Pig: My buddy Bob got kicked out yesterday for Tweeting from here in the diner. Goat: Yeah, a lot of restaurants now ask you to turn off all cell phones an other digital devices because of the noise they make. And I have to agree. It's rude to your fellow diners. Pig: What's that have to do with Bob? Goat: Forget it. Rat: Mind if I post your humiliated face on my Twitter page?
LLABDDO about 13 years ago
Is Bob gonna die? Most Bob’s don’t live long here at PBS.
idroppedmygum about 13 years ago
Now pig’s all confused…
mojitobaby about 13 years ago
Bet you won’t hear a peep out to Bob today.
Rwill about 13 years ago
Does this make you angry Bob?
Sisyphos about 13 years ago
Bobbie Bluebird! —Do it , Rat! It’s SO you!
mailinutile2 about 13 years ago
couldn’t they just ask to reduce the audio volume ?
homer911 about 13 years ago
Why do people always pick on “Bob”
Crabbyrino Premium Member about 13 years ago
We older folks ‘yell’ into the phone ‘cause we can’t hear… that always helps me (LOL)
gorbag about 13 years ago
How is someone talking on a phone any more annoying than their talking with another diner. Let’s just enforce total silence in public places, eh?
chweikel about 13 years ago
Take a look at today’s Lio
underwriter about 13 years ago
@hariseldon59, which is why even a passenger shouldn’t be talking on a cell phone in a moving car. Thanks for this information. (p.s. I miss Isaac too.)
Popeyesforearm about 13 years ago
someone needs to shut down TwitFace or FaceButt or all the other silly timewasters are out there, Oh! like GoComics!Nevermind.
Fan o’ Lio. about 13 years ago
I don’t like very loud talkers in public places, whether they are on a phone or not.
lionpride205 about 13 years ago
well at least gocomics doesn’t practically require you to check it every 15 seconds or so to keep up with things….and I always just turn the sound off rather than turn the phone completely off…
krbuza about 13 years ago
Interesting study results there. What this points out to me is that we were created is such a way that it is natural for us to pay attention to conversation directed at us. In other words, it is natural when we hear pauses in a conversation to want to fill the void left by the cell phone conversation, thus pulling our attention from what we are doing. This apparently happens despite our desire to ignore that “halfalogue”. Interesting.
bmonk about 13 years ago
I thought he might be a Bob White—but I see he’s a Blue Bob.
Number Three about 13 years ago
Why doesn’t Rat stop " TWITTERING" for once?
LOL xxx
Ermine Notyours about 13 years ago
Um, maybe the bird got kicked out for health reasons, even though they do let a pig and goat eat there.My friends like to eat at a particular pizza restaurant because it has free parking, even though the pizza isn’t very good. They have a satellite baking area by the lot that they keep open at hot times of the year, and one time I saw a pigeon fly out. Figures.
Keno21 about 13 years ago
Cell phones have institutionalized gross rudeness. Worst is when they are loudly discussing something terribly private, and are basically raping your ear-hole by forcing you to be privy to it. I want very badly to give you the privacy your conversation deserves, but what about MY right to the privacy of NOT hearing it? Just because you’re on a cell phone does NOT grant you the right to force your conversation on me! Keep your conversations to YOURSELF! And worst of all are those morons who look straight at you, are waling straight at you, and are spouting gibberish straight at you, and then you finally see that f%#&@^g Blue-Tooth gizmo sticking out of their ear! And when you make eye contact with them, they respond like YOU’RE the one doing something wrong!! I HATE THAT!!!oh, gosh, I feel better now…
Snoopy_Fan about 13 years ago
And it’s not just the talking… There’s also the stupid ringtone turned up so loud that everyone in the restaurant or theater can hear it.
ericlericl about 13 years ago
Rat’s iPhone, product placement I see?
drnoobkiller about 13 years ago
pig is so dumb…
Keno21 about 13 years ago
And what’s really, REALLY worst is when you’re talking to someone, they get a call, and they hold their hand up to your face while they take the call! I’m standing right here in front of you, and you’re PUTTING ME ON HOLD??? DIE!!!
Sherlock Watson about 13 years ago
I don’t use my cell phone very often, but when I have to in a public place I step outside or off to one side, partly because I don’t want anyone to eavesdrop, but mostly because I don’t want to be seen as one of those idiots I hate.
ConnorSchmidt almost 4 years ago
Why would Rat care if goat want’s him to or not?