Cow and Boy Classics by Mark Leiknes for November 03, 2011

That’s right, Billy — you don’t have to have a great body to be a moron.

“Eight pack?” The term is “six pack,” Billy, although once in a while you’ll see nine. (It’s one muscle in three vertical strips, each with either two or three nodes; I looked it up in Wikipedia once.)

There have been a few exception in comic book vigilantes:

Ted Cord (Blue Bettle), with a pot bellyFrogman