Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for October 24, 2011

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    pouncingtiger  about 13 years ago

    Can Demetri help it if he has nine lives?

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    doc white  about 13 years ago

    Bats are rats with wings……Right?

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    orinoco womble  about 13 years ago

    “De bat de rat got wings,All de children know dat.What I need to know from de Lawd Is how to get de wings on de cat.Fly in me face, Oh Lawd,Fly in me face (let me tell you now)I hope de bat he don’t come out, and fly in me face tonite.”(Carly Simon)

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    Darryl Heine  about 13 years ago

    Bat, not cat!

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    lightenup Premium Member about 13 years ago

    At least he didn’t turn into a gnat. Then he would have been dinner.

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    hippogriff  about 13 years ago

    Mice, not rats, flittering mice. Ask any German.

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    Dry and Dusty Premium Member about 13 years ago

    Good one today.

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    Arianne  about 13 years ago

    What abhorable little Children of the Night School! :)> Will Demetri be getting a failing mark of the vampire?

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    tegm  about 13 years ago

    hahahahha!!!! lol!! <3

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    Nebulous Premium Member about 13 years ago

    I think Dimitri will catch more girls as a cute kitten than he would as a bat.

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    Crabbyrino Premium Member about 13 years ago

    That cat is getting familiar :-D

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    Porkie  about 13 years ago

    Could have been worse. Could have been a sprat or a brat. As a cat he sure is cute.

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    tsandl  about 13 years ago

    I don’t know, I would find a vampire bat pretty scary. Especially if it looked like Hello Kitty.

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    bobpeters61  about 13 years ago

    Batman has Catwoman. So why doesn’t Batgirl have a Catboy?

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member about 13 years ago

    Arianne! I asked the other day whether anyone had seen you. Hope all is well.

    OK, for you —

    A bat, a bat is not a rat…It’s not a mouse and not a cat,It’s arms are wingsIt hangs from things,and vampire ones do more than that..

    Cute as you find that fuzzy kitten,It’s still a vampire— don’t get bitten.

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    Arianne  about 13 years ago

    Dear Susan,Ohhh … now that’s adorable! I loved it! It’s such a perfect complement to the adorable toon. I’ll bet Mark P. agrees. :) Thanks! ( Makes me wish I had some little ones to share this poem/cartoon combo with. They’d love it! ) All is well. Didn’t mean to be gone for so long… I should have dropped by sooner to say hi. Thanks again!

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    Arianne  about 13 years ago

    Thanks, Beviek! You’re so sweet to say that!

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    bmonk  about 13 years ago

    I think the cat got his tongue!

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    Bargrove  about 13 years ago

    Bats by Batman unimpressed are.

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    athenaallen1105  over 6 years ago

    cat

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    Ceeg22 Premium Member 10 days ago

    He’s more likely to be invited in

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