9 to 5 by Harley Schwadron for October 29, 2011

  1. Grog poop
    GROG Premium Member about 13 years ago

    It’s better to rule in Hell than serve in heaven.

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    taurus56  about 13 years ago

    Gee Harley, that’s bad even from a non-smokers point of view.

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  3. Grog poop
    GROG Premium Member about 13 years ago

    A line in Milton, later used by Kahn in Space Seed (Star Trek)

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    pschearer Premium Member about 13 years ago

    First thought: Maybe this will make them quit!Second thought: Nah, they’ll smoke anyway.

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    Goblinopolis  about 13 years ago

    Smoke, smoke, smoke that cigarette;Smoke, smoke, smoke, and if you smoke yourself to death:Tell St. Peter at the Golden GateThat you hate to make him wait,But you just gotta have another cigarette.

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    hmckenty  about 13 years ago

    But, smoking only affects the PHYSICAL body. The physical body will be left on earth while the spirit continues to the afterlife. It shouldn’t matter if the person smokes cigarettes or not to get into Heaven.

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