Bears don’t eat people! That said, this guy isn’t the brightest bulb in the barn. He’s about to get shredded to bits, but the bear won’t eat him. Humans are not appetizing to bears. Don’t believe me? Do some research for yourself. Check the encyclopedia or ask a ranger, you’ll see.
BlueEyedCatMom about 13 years ago
Didn’t your mother ever teach you to keep your hands to yourself?
pcolli about 13 years ago
He’s invading your personal space – eat him!
SusanSunshine Premium Member about 13 years ago
Well, see, after a while, he DID touch the walls of the bear’s stomach…….
which, in retrospect, justified the bear’s actions.
Olddog1 about 13 years ago
Unfortunately, he didn’t notice that there no signs prohibiting touching people.
spirit2002 about 13 years ago
He WILL be touching the inside of the bear’s stomach eventually.
Lawrence Stetz Premium Member about 13 years ago
Ah. the Louis Anderson defense.
iced tea about 13 years ago
Yes, that man will soon be a faceless bloody mess!
jrowell about 13 years ago
Bears don’t eat people! That said, this guy isn’t the brightest bulb in the barn. He’s about to get shredded to bits, but the bear won’t eat him. Humans are not appetizing to bears. Don’t believe me? Do some research for yourself. Check the encyclopedia or ask a ranger, you’ll see.
treBsdrawkcaB about 13 years ago
It didn’t say “Don’t annoy the wildlife”. But, common sense isn’t.