Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for October 18, 2011

My client pleads poorly.

Kenny tried to choke him with his boot!

The not-guilty verdict was a shoe in, at least until the second panel.

But your honor, it was his sole infraction. After this, he’ll toe the line.

His case doesn’t have a leg to stand on.

I bet the judge will boot the case out.

The other shoe just dropped.

Those boots were made for talkin’.

He’s still not guilty.Of attempting.

Now that’s sole food!

Until the cough, he was a shoe-in.

Weren’t no cough, waz sneeze – - -Ah-shoe!!!….. ☻

My client pleads……for a Pepto-Bismol.

Karnor hungry again. Judge look tasty.

If it doesn’t fit (in his stomach), you must acquit. I think that was a Bruno Magli that came out.

“If the shoe doesn’t fit, you must acquit!”

For a moment it looked as if Karnor were about to “eschew” the life of an interstellar barbarian forever and enter a Trappist monastery…. or perhaps now, a prison library custodian

Karnor forgot the first rule of being a defendant: Keep your mouth shut.

lol? how’d he become an attorney?

Suffering from foot in mouth disease. Unfortunately, it was someone else’s foot!

He’s not guilty of ATTEMPTING to eat a crewman. He is guilty, however, of eating the poor guy…

Reminds me of the old New Yorker cartoon:http://www.cartoonbank.com/1930s/what-have-you-done-with-dr-millmoss/invt/117291/

Kenny must have sat in the toe away zone.