Free Range by Bill Whitehead for October 17, 2011

I would say the gun helped a little.

Five Second Rule!!

I tried that once, and it worked great. But nobody came back the next week.

Oh, it took me a minute of relooking to see the gun.

Would that be Peter’s ’pistol to the Ephesians?

Capone was right

yeah, curches use fear of hell instead of a gun.

You get more from a “please” and a handgun than from a “please” alone.

Why do people confuse “loose” and lose? Not the same thing/word.