I always bought coffee mugs or Cigerette lighters I had a Supervisor who collected Zippos the only lady boss I ever had over the years didn’t like gifts of any kind even for Christmas so I avoided giving her anything, If I had Rita as a boss I’d go with a car…….maybe get my self a promotion, maybe not
Ed gets promotions without earning them, just because he has some kind of weird guardian angel. Sal will most likely get a karmic kick in the butt, because he’s born to be a punching bag.
Jay just give Rita a gift card to ‘Home Depot’ . That way the next time you mess up in front of her she won’t spend money on bricks and mortar to seal you in.
CJ won’t use the same trick twice. That’s what she really hopes will keep Ed on his toes. Although so far, the only thing that can keep Ed on his toes is suspending him from wires. He’d still be napping.
Lazy people, according to an old teacher of mine, will always find the most efficient way to do a task.Well, at least the most efficient way THEY can think to do a task. My ‘shortcuts’ fascinated her, but mystified her at the same time.
We had a gut where I once worked who was given "Outstanding Employee of the Quarter’ when none of us felt he’d earned it. So naturally the joke became “Yeah, he’s Out Standing in the hall taking another break.”
Dwilesjr over 12 years ago
I always bought coffee mugs or Cigerette lighters I had a Supervisor who collected Zippos the only lady boss I ever had over the years didn’t like gifts of any kind even for Christmas so I avoided giving her anything, If I had Rita as a boss I’d go with a car…….maybe get my self a promotion, maybe not
scottartist creator over 12 years ago
Ed gets promotions without earning them, just because he has some kind of weird guardian angel. Sal will most likely get a karmic kick in the butt, because he’s born to be a punching bag.
TheDOCTOR over 12 years ago
Jay just give Rita a gift card to ‘Home Depot’ . That way the next time you mess up in front of her she won’t spend money on bricks and mortar to seal you in.
RalphZIggy over 12 years ago
we all have an excuse this year, since it fell on a Sunday. Only thing I’d like to give my boss is a size 11E in the keister
georgelanigan over 12 years ago
Just one more reason for CJ to hate Ed. If he doesn’t watch it he’ll wind up bald again.
scottartist creator over 12 years ago
CJ won’t use the same trick twice. That’s what she really hopes will keep Ed on his toes. Although so far, the only thing that can keep Ed on his toes is suspending him from wires. He’d still be napping.
wwh85cp over 12 years ago
Lazy people, according to an old teacher of mine, will always find the most efficient way to do a task.Well, at least the most efficient way THEY can think to do a task. My ‘shortcuts’ fascinated her, but mystified her at the same time.
scottartist creator over 12 years ago
We had a gut where I once worked who was given "Outstanding Employee of the Quarter’ when none of us felt he’d earned it. So naturally the joke became “Yeah, he’s Out Standing in the hall taking another break.”