Friends do not let friends Twit. Why is it so hard to remember that the wife can subscribe to your feed too, and probably did so the second you opened the account.
Life lesson: most of the twits who read your tweets don’t much care what you have to say; they’re just killing time. Those who do care can be easily offended. Watch what you say; the consequences can be deep.
her butt’s making that funeral outfit she’s wearing look obese, as well. judging by the length vs width ratio of his grave, he wasn’t a thin man his own self…lol Xp
Since she’s so sensitive about the size of her butt, it’s obvious she already knows about the problem, and doesn’t care to change it. Getting fat doesn’t happen overnight. If you wanna be fat, great, but then get used to the fat jokes. Anyone that wants to, can lose weight. I’ve seen it. It takes effort and will power. Most people don’t care enough to change it, though. And age doesn’t bring fat. Over eating does.
Bad, bad… Can’t believe I never made the FULL connection… I was just thinking that they were putting a woman’s last “twitter” words on there to show the futility of posting on “twitter” compared to a life… LIVE it or you may die. (I can understand why the movie stars and stuff “tweet”… I know little of the whole “tweeting” thing, I just got Facebook down, that’s enough work!…)
hsawlrae about 13 years ago
He never knew what hit him.
doc white about 13 years ago
He made a grave mistake.
Nebulous Premium Member about 13 years ago
Remember, when she says, “Tell me the truth…” never, never, Never EVER tell her the truth.
Ida No about 13 years ago
Friends do not let friends Twit. Why is it so hard to remember that the wife can subscribe to your feed too, and probably did so the second you opened the account.
AKHenderson Premium Member about 13 years ago
I bet the cause of death was blunt skillet trauma.
tripwire45 about 13 years ago
The truth doesn’t just hurt, it kills.
bluskies about 13 years ago
Life lesson: most of the twits who read your tweets don’t much care what you have to say; they’re just killing time. Those who do care can be easily offended. Watch what you say; the consequences can be deep.
chicken 33 about 13 years ago
She was just splitting hairs. Unfortunately they were still on his head at the time.
GROG Premium Member about 13 years ago
Hi died LOLing.
dfowensby about 13 years ago
her butt’s making that funeral outfit she’s wearing look obese, as well. judging by the length vs width ratio of his grave, he wasn’t a thin man his own self…lol Xp
cdward about 13 years ago
His actual last words were, “Hey, what are you doing with that gun? Ahhhhh!”
Nighthawks Premium Member about 13 years ago
always leave ’em laughing
madvirgo about 13 years ago
Methinks the wifey caught that tweet, and that’s why those were his last words…
hkyjckfjt about 13 years ago
Gotta be careful what you twit, you twit.
Defective Premium Member about 13 years ago
Since she’s so sensitive about the size of her butt, it’s obvious she already knows about the problem, and doesn’t care to change it. Getting fat doesn’t happen overnight. If you wanna be fat, great, but then get used to the fat jokes. Anyone that wants to, can lose weight. I’ve seen it. It takes effort and will power. Most people don’t care enough to change it, though. And age doesn’t bring fat. Over eating does.
Dtroutma about 13 years ago
The truth WIILL set you “free”?
wwh85cp about 13 years ago
I remember for better or worse, but nothing about lean vs. fat…’Course, my older sisters trained me right – always be nice. OR ELSE!
Blossoming about 13 years ago
Bad, bad… Can’t believe I never made the FULL connection… I was just thinking that they were putting a woman’s last “twitter” words on there to show the futility of posting on “twitter” compared to a life… LIVE it or you may die. (I can understand why the movie stars and stuff “tweet”… I know little of the whole “tweeting” thing, I just got Facebook down, that’s enough work!…)
Joseph Krois about 13 years ago
Oh I get it… L-A-M-E! Sorry…