Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for October 14, 2011

Maybe Gayness is a cult like Mormonism??? Time for another pilgrimage to Texas.

Keechum, that’s unfair. You don’t know if there was any sucking going on— it might have been just petting and anal intercourse.

Ruben nailed this one.

I’m really surprised that gay marriage/sex defenders consider this a conclusive argument. Being heterosexual is normal, so it doesn’t need to be “chosen.”

Being right-handed is normal, too. I guess all those southpaws out there CHOSE to be left-handed…

How does it matter whether it’s choice or not? In either case it’s not a justification for bigotry. So what if that guy over there chooses a different kind of sexuality from yours? How does that give you the right to discriminate against him?

Being gay is normal for gay people. And what kind of sex one has doesn’t define one’s orientation (for lack of a better word); orientation is defined by one’s fundamental emotional and physical attraction, whether it’s ever acted upon or not.

This week’s adventure was totally not-gay, in a totally gay way, and now my marriage is feeling pretty threatened. Busy, busy, busy…

“The good thing about being bi-sexual is it doubles your chances of a date on Saturday night.” – Woody Allen

The point about “choice” is that each of us is responsible for our actions, and no one is forcing anyone to engage in homosexual sex. Homosexuality may be a temptation for some people, just as alcohol is a particular temptation for some, but each of us still has to answer for our choices to God. Now, one’s relationship to God as well as what one does iin the privacy of one’s home is one’s own business, and no one is trying to interfere with anyone there. But marriage is not a “right,” nor are high school clubs based on sexual preference. As long as homosexuals are not asking the larger society to metaphorically “bless” their choices, then I don’t have any personal problem with homosexuality. But homosexuals will never be satisfied until homosexuality is recognized as the norm and heterosexuals are stigmatized. The list of homosexual demands is ten times longer than it was 20 years ago, and it just gets longer and longer every year. It’s a slippery slope and ends up being a form of reverse discrimination. Homosexuality is essentially oppositional, an adolescent form of rebellion against the larger society; it has no logical stopping point.

grovercleveland, straight out (ha) that is a mighty large load of pseudo-intellectual crap that you spread all over the place. Cripes, need a snow shovel now, my knees are getting stinky.

My original comment was for @Grovercleveland, not you. Sorry if there was any confusion. :)

Very Very Gay Man’s costume looks a lot like a minimalist Hawkeye from the Avengers, whose costumes was very, very gay.

sammysock, you’re right. Every male orgasm should result in a new person, and anything other than that is unnatural. As for female orgasms, they aren’t strictly necessary for conception, so who cares?

No homosexuality! No masturbation! No contraception (not even “rhythm method” or coitus interruptus)! No nocturnal emissions! No oral, anal, manual, no sex for the infertile or post-menopausal!

You think sex is fun or something? Do you think “making love” has anything to do with LOVE? That’s just sick, sick, sick.

Wow, Grovercleveland! I had no idea that you, of all American Presidents, were a closeted gay. The list of Gayness grows, and gets longer and longer, becoming a slippery incline towards reverse-angle discrimination? It’s an adolescent inability to stop? Clever code, Grover. But you’re right; you’re TOTALLY not gay.

Sammysock, you bring things to light: all teenagers are teetering on the edge of gayness. All it takes is for someone to suggest that homosexuality might not be a moral choice, and they’ll have NO CHOICE but to become gay! Why is this not taught in schools? It’s so clear!

I am disappointed that nobody mentioned that TNGM totally swiped his non-gay costume from the original Amazing Man, a superhero who first appeared in 1939, before there were any gay people (j/k).