Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for December 19, 2011

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    Fin3cy6  almost 13 years ago

    mind thief!

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    margueritem  almost 13 years ago

    He got her again!

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    Fin3cy6  almost 13 years ago

    the comics here are automacially updated every day at 1:00 in the morning. i’m a little kid so i have to set my watch to ring at 12:45 to post my first comments at 1:00

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    bluskies  almost 13 years ago

    Never have I seen you at a loss of words, regardless of the font. BTW, thanks for the info on the 1:10 or thereabouts updates. I usually get my fix on i-google, and there it doesn’t happen for another hour or two- but I’ve discovered that by clicking on the comic from yesterday I get a new tab of the same comic, but with a forward arrow at the top that gives the new one. Maybe now I can get some sleep.

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    tegm  almost 13 years ago

    this is one of those moments I really, really love this comic <3

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    SteveAz  almost 13 years ago

    Hmmmm …. Cookies. i knew there was a plan

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    artybee  almost 13 years ago

    Worked with a guy whose wife made great sandwiches. I knew that if I grossed him out at just the right time, I could get a great sandwich for lunch.

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    bluskies  almost 13 years ago

    Force of habit. resistance to change, and the expectation that it will be right there on my home page to access with a single click.

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    Elaine Rosco Premium Member almost 13 years ago

    Morning everyone!I am usually on the site before 5am EST and it runs fine. Sometimes I will come back after 9am or later in the day and the site is terrible. Sometimes I can’t get the comments to load…it’s really frustrating….don’t think I want to keep the pro status.

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    vwdualnomand  almost 13 years ago

    15 years from now, calvin and susie got married right out of high school. both went to college. calvin majoring in engineering. susie majoring in psychiatry. a son on the way which they named hobbes. living in seattle area.

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    MeliM  almost 13 years ago

    Mom didn’t know she would be helping Calvin by not pulling her hair back while preparing his lunch

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    BanjinTsuki  almost 13 years ago

    Lunch room tactics were always brutal.

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    SofaKing  almost 13 years ago

    Calvin grew up and became Frazz, Susie is Miss Plainwell.

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    GROG Premium Member almost 13 years ago

    It;s a wonder that Calvin doesn’t get coal in his stocking year after year.

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    bbadenov  almost 13 years ago

    Calvin once offered Susie a squid eye ball sandwich. She didn’t like that one either. Too bad, so sad.

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    Stormy Weathers  almost 13 years ago

    I remember guys in basic training used to do this to the ones with weak stomachs.

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    Happy, happy, happy!!! Premium Member almost 13 years ago

    hes good

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    stevetalley7497  almost 13 years ago

    Now I’m hungry!

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    kbyrdleroy123  almost 13 years ago

    He did that on purpose

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    thirdguy  almost 13 years ago

    I so wish that you had not gone there!!!!

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    The Life I Draw Upon  almost 13 years ago

    Wickedly clever.

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    Funny1976  almost 13 years ago

    i use to do that when i was a kid……

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    Number Three  almost 13 years ago

    Trust you to put her off, Calvin!

    I wouldn’t sit with him anymore, Susie.

    xxx

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    coffeeturtle  almost 13 years ago

    poor girl…

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    dflak  almost 13 years ago

    Why did Susie even ask? She should know better than that.

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    espoohbear  almost 13 years ago

    And Susie’s shrink wonders where her eating disorder originated…

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    Gretchen's Mom  almost 13 years ago

    Calvin’s “master plan” killed two birds with one stone on this one: grossing Susie out and getting her cookies at the same time! Clever little devil!!!!!

     

    ;-)

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    rmeasell  almost 13 years ago

    who says girls are smarter than boys?? not always at least – but I wonder which would make the better business person? will Calvin be working for her some day and she’ll remember these experiences??

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    Popeyesforearm  almost 13 years ago

    I like a sandwich that comes with a flosser.

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    khpage  almost 13 years ago

    The Calvinasaurus, predatory lunch muncher and cookie destroyer…..

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    Dberrymanal1  almost 13 years ago

    What is it with kids these days to like grossness and nastiness so much? I was not like that when I was a kid especially when it came to food.

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    bmonk  almost 13 years ago

    At least the mice were processed before being extruded into a loaf. The stewed monkey heads Mom was making were even grosser.

    But I think I have to say my favorite Calvin sandwich was the bug butter.

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    x_Tech  almost 13 years ago

    Previously owned vehicle salesperson.

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    lin4869  almost 13 years ago

    Perhaps no one will be able to see this, but I’m curious about how many respond to comics and seem to have read ALL of the comics. I can barely get through my favorites, as you can see by the time (10:48 p.m. EST.) Do y’all have a secret method? (I’m not a slow reader, either.)

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    rgcviper  almost 13 years ago

    You are evil, Calvin. Pure evil..And that’s EXACTLY why I like you and your comic so much!

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    Shikamoo Premium Member almost 13 years ago

    It drips with sarcasm dogsniff.

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    stranj-kitty  almost 13 years ago

    It’s like eating with your mouth open to get rid mof people you don’t like…

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    Aria Cambrie  almost 13 years ago

    He planned that!!

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    JoeStoppinghem Premium Member almost 13 years ago

    I have to wonder how this guy would ask a girl to marry him.

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