Arlo and Janis by Jimmy Johnson for March 31, 1998

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As they play cards, Janis asks, "Anything wild?" Arlo angrily yells, "No!" Arlo screams, "A wild card's purpose is to elevate chance at the expense of skill!" Arlo continues angrily, "It alters the game's very nature just to hold the interest of morons!" Friend asks Janis, "What's eating him?" Janis replies, "Opening day."