Arlo and Janis by Jimmy Johnson for April 10, 1998

Transcript:

Arlo wears a robe. At the grocery store, Arlo tells a woman in the express lane, "You have too much stuff!" Woman yells, "I got nine items! Count 'em, buddy!" Arlo, with a squirrel on his shoulder, tells someone cutting his shrubs, "You have too much stuff!" Person says, "I saw something on TV that'll get rid of those squirrels." Arlo tells woman on street who is on her cellular, "You have too much stuff!" Woman remarks, "Nice robe! 'Sundance' catalog, right?" As Arlo has a drink at a bar, man says, "If it ain't St. Francis of Assisi!" Arlo angrily replies, "That's pronounced Ah-sisi."