Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for October 27, 2011

Don’t say it matches her eyes either.

Don’t say pass the jam tart, or the tea bag either

And it’ll also match the color of the blood coming out of your nose, Andy !

Good advice.

perhaps he should have said it matches his own nose

Isn’t that normally the colour of YOUR nose Andy?

I had a lilac dress which I wore all the time.. It’s obviously too small for me now.

LOL xxx

Tell her she looks like an overblown rose instead. That will win her over.