B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for November 01, 2011

If the chicken doesn’t know, then who does?……or cares.

Yeah, now we know, but it darn near killed him.

Don’t ask, don’t tell. Okay its lame. But i don’t care.

He got tired of hearing the question.

“I dream of a better world. A world where a chicken cross the road without having her motives questioned.”

To get to the other side.

And come home to roost.

Looking at the group shot in the banner…looks like Snake is nervously trying to stay out of the Fat Broad’s line of sight.

Hope he looks both ways.

Maybe turtle was gonna ask “Which came first” ??

But I’m sure there are pplenty of people out there who still wantto know the answers to many questions, including that one.

Good Morning, Fellow Cave Dwellers.

So the chicken says “Where’s the other side?” And the turtle says, “It’s over there.” And the chicken says, “That’s what I thought, but when I was over there some darn fool told me it was over here!”

Take care Dog! I hope the best for you guys on the other coast!

Actually, chicken, the question that I really want an answer to is “who was first, you or the egg?”

Wait…doggety-dog…if the power’s OFF, then how…?

We now have the answer as to why the chicken crossed the road….velociraptor on the other side.

kudos to walruscarver who managed to add to the hidden punch-line.

Beating hearts don’t need an excuse.

The definitive answer: roadrunner escaped the coyote, again.

Actually, the reason the chicken crossed the road was to prove to the 0’possum that it COULD be done!

Why did the chicken go half-way across the road?

She wanted to “lay it on the line”

I’m wondering where the modern road came from

… I’ve always thought it was to prove to the armadillo it could be done?

@geomeeter – I saw that quote in a movie once, but can’t remember which movie, care to refresh my memory?

i’m gonna ask anyway, Why DID the chicken cross the road??

@kea- ancient alien astronauts built it. Same guys who moved the rocks for Stonehenge, the pyramids, and Rapa Nui.

I sure hope your power is restored sooner. Are you able to stay warm? (When Hurricane Ivan surprised us in Ohio a few years ago, people lost a lot of food, etc. but it wasn’t cold, for which I was extremely thankful.)

Don’t ask what?

We in Tennessee KNOW why the chicken crossed the road; – - – to show the possums and skunks that it CAN be done,