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Crunchy: Aren't you going to have a cup?
Joe: No! Coffee doesn't agree with me at all!
Joe: It makes my heart beat abnormally fast. It makes me twitchy and hyper... Plus it wrecks my stomach!
Crunchy: Wow.
Crunchy: I should switch to your brand!
Hector The Pet Rock over 2 years ago
I hate coffee.