JumpStart by Robb Armstrong for July 20, 1999

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joe: Look at that! your son has a trophy! Clarence: Actually, I won that thing. clarence: I played in a golf charity event. it was the worst round of my life! the guys gave me that gag trophy to rib me. Boy: you got the highest score, dad! you're my hero! Joe: that's gotta feel good. Clarence: He was amazed at my ability to hit those water targets every time!