JumpStart by Robb Armstrong for December 25, 2001
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frank: honey, your christmas cookies came out too hard. dot: Who said you could have one? I made them for joe, marcy and the kids! Dot: I specifically told you not to eat them! Frank: I didn't eat 'em! I banged that crooked drainpipe in place on the side of the house with one of 'em!