Shorter of breath, one step closer to death.Bah Humbug! A poor excuse to pick a honest man’s pocket every ninth of Nov.Momma told me if nobody says “Happy Birthday” you stay the same age. Course she also said those men wouldn’t be in Washington if they didn’t know what they were doing. Don’t spoil a young man’s faith in his Moma.
Well, on the plus side, the baby should be breast feeding… but considering that both adults have horns, it seems to be a male relationship so udders wouldn’t be an option. However, with the child having horns already, they should be old enough to graze in the yard. ;-)
margueritem almost 13 years ago
When you look at it that way…
i_am_the_jam almost 13 years ago
No, it’s ONE stomach with four CHAMBERS…oi…
margueritem almost 13 years ago
A happy belated birthday, Dogsniff. And if you didn’t see my comment on FA, You’re welcome, and great turtle!
doc white almost 13 years ago
Would that be by the Gram grass?
SusanSunshine Premium Member almost 13 years ago
Dogsniff — didn’t know it was your birthday…. but, um…Happy!
SusanSunshine Premium Member almost 13 years ago
Meanwhile…..
Daddy will be OK — he’s just udderly stressed.
He has to put up with a lot of bull at work…
But he really should try not to have a cow in front of the baby.
SusanSunshine Premium Member almost 13 years ago
Oh, and I forgot — Dogsniff, your secret is safe with me….. and about 4000 other people.
Elaine Rosco Premium Member almost 13 years ago
Welcome to our world.
jreckard almost 13 years ago
I think they cud use some help.
lewisbower almost 13 years ago
Shorter of breath, one step closer to death.Bah Humbug! A poor excuse to pick a honest man’s pocket every ninth of Nov.Momma told me if nobody says “Happy Birthday” you stay the same age. Course she also said those men wouldn’t be in Washington if they didn’t know what they were doing. Don’t spoil a young man’s faith in his Moma.
Nebulous Premium Member almost 13 years ago
Yeah. It’s not like grass grows on trees.
frightenup Premium Member almost 13 years ago
Happy Birthday, Dogsniff!
Digital Frog almost 13 years ago
Ah yes, the running of the bills…
aerwalt almost 13 years ago
There’s always the veal option.
Larry Miller Premium Member almost 13 years ago
Hmmm, I need to ruminate on this one.Happy (belated?) Dogsniff!
burleigh2 almost 13 years ago
Well, on the plus side, the baby should be breast feeding… but considering that both adults have horns, it seems to be a male relationship so udders wouldn’t be an option. However, with the child having horns already, they should be old enough to graze in the yard. ;-)
Dr Sheriff MB esq PhD DML almost 13 years ago
What they said Dog….!!!
BTW, just “milk it” today….
Popeyesforearm almost 13 years ago
What a CUDdly little calf. Better get to grazin’ ma.
Happy belated BD Dogsniff!
Popeyesforearm almost 13 years ago
Might say he’s on the horns of a dilemma.
Funny1976 almost 13 years ago
The grass is green and the cows are pretty!!!!
coffeeturtle almost 13 years ago
LOVE IT! LOL!
jkhandy almost 13 years ago
Should of thought of the consequences of that one moment of ecstasy without birth control.
SusanSunshine Premium Member almost 13 years ago
Details!! We want details!!
SusanSunshine Premium Member almost 13 years ago
Shy x 2 you’re right!Bet it’s the milk that pays the biggest share of the bills…. er…bulls…..
And Nebulous…. Dogsniff is right — a great line!
@Night-Gaunt there’s nothing wrong with being a year older, and by now, I oughta know!
drawingpad almost 13 years ago
Ouch…. No need for paperwork, just go to the slaughterhouse.
rhinocerous almost 13 years ago
Good thing that that calf is only drinking milk.
iced tea almost 13 years ago
At least we’re not like Michelle Duggar and expecting our 20th child.
route66paul almost 13 years ago
1/2 their income is gone, what do they make? milk and manure. Life is hard.