Brevity by Dan Thompson for November 15, 2011

You can’t hear the guitarist speak because he is lip sinking.

Oh ’CHUTE!

In cartoonvile anything is possable; talking dogs,cats and amps that produce sound from out of no where.

This just in…

Another Air Guitar FatalityYouTube at 11

Nice friend; he just now noticed he didn’t bring a chute. There wasn’t a moment in the plane,“Hey Andy, whass-up with the bass guitar.?”

Actually, he had to pull a few strings to play an electric guitar up there.

Would you call that an R.I.P. chord?

(and B in case you didn’t see it, you have mail.)

FREEBIiirrrddd!!…

Sky Pilot. How High can you fly? (Eric Burden) for all you youngsters out there.

at this point, he should be playing the blues

Play AIR guitar really, really faaaaaaassssssssssst.

He was Eight Miles High

Could be worse – he might have thought of getting to “second Bass”.

You’re asking about Eight Miles High? That was the Byrds.And for you guys talking about planes, there are no planes involved in base jumping.

As a Tom Petty fan, I like your comment. It would be great to be Free Fallin’!

In a real BASE jump, there wouln’d be even enough free fall time to say that.

where’s co-bass?

‘Bass’ jumping? Sounds kinda, uh, fishy.

Man, playing eighth notes on a bass is pretty good….