Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for November 17, 2011
Transcript:
Jack: Tsk. Tsk. You'd think you'd have the decency to marry me and then destroy me, like a normal woman. But no! Well, how's this fore refreshing, cold-filtered vengeance? Your husband isn't dead! I made him suffer in chains while I put the smooth moves on his beloved wife! Bliss: I could never love you! You warped, disgusting slopsucker! Jack: And now you start with the lovey-dovey talk? That is just cruel, lady!
Chas60 about 13 years ago
Why does this guy, look like he’s sucking on a lemon?
asklud about 13 years ago
@Chas60 That’s just the evil coming up from the pit of his stomach!
DorianKTB about 13 years ago
Loving the nasty yet family-friendly epithet “slopsucker”!
alleyoops Premium Member about 13 years ago
“Marry me and then destroy me, like a normal woman.” This guy has been married before.
dan thompson creator about 13 years ago
It’s not just any lemon…it’s a smarmy Lemon
Dragoncat about 13 years ago
I thought the guy’s mug couldn’t get any uglier…and then he smiled.I was wrong… I was horribly wrong.