Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for November 18, 2011
November 17, 2011
November 19, 2011
Transcript:
Jack: Dear Bliss, you know I adore you - can't you overlook my evil villainry and dastardly breath? Bliss: Never! Never! Never! Jack: Yeah? Well, you look fat when you're fearing for your life! Bill: Unchain our love, river jerk! Whir-a-cha-ching! Bliss: Bill? Bill: It's me, babe, I'm gross to look at right now, but I'm back! Bliss: Oh, Bill! Jack: Gaak! You're suffocating the smarm right out of my mustache!
Chas60 about 13 years ago
I can see you future River Jack, it’s a dark damp river bottom.Where all your fans, are there too gteet you!
Phatts about 13 years ago
… hey, the evil villainry is bad enough, but >gak< take a Tic Tac or something!
Chithing Premium Member about 13 years ago
This makes me think I should check my mustache for smarm. Is there a smarm gauge or something?
Uncle_Bad about 13 years ago
Smarm is locked in by mustache wax, hence the propensity of villains toward the handlebar variety. Nah ha ha!
alleyoops Premium Member about 13 years ago
Okay, this is over. Now bring back Cobra.
Dragoncat about 13 years ago
Pay attention, River Jerk! Let ol’ Bill here show you how it’s done.
Randyt8 about 13 years ago
Actually, I think River Jack maybe going up the river. Meanwhile his gang will get ripped apart, or maybe suffer a Cobra bite.
Dragoncat about 13 years ago
Like the song says: Don’t mess with Bill…
DorianKTB about 13 years ago
Dragoncat, I love your taste in “Bill” songs! :-) So now Bliss has Bill…and Cobra has to explain who that guy was a while back. Think we can straighten all this out in time for a double wedding? :-)