I like the bit about commandeering the princess party.
Be sure to send the princess’ parents a “thank you” card afterward.
With his luck, Princess Vader would be in the party and she’d whip out her lightsaber. (Google that image. Priceless pink Darth Vader!)
I think pillaging will be a handy skill to have in the coming days.I say, “Go for it!”
You’re still going to have to spend money on cutlasses, wooden legs, parrots, and eyepatches. Just rent a couple of Johnny Depp “Pirates” movies, some gelt covered chocolates and you’re good.
Beats putting an ad in Craigslist for grog serving wenches… you know they’re out there, but they never call…
Every kid should at least learn enough project management skills so they know it’s “pillage, THEN burn”.
margueritem about 13 years ago
I like the bit about commandeering the princess party.
Ida No about 13 years ago
Be sure to send the princess’ parents a “thank you” card afterward.
BlueRaven about 13 years ago
With his luck, Princess Vader would be in the party and she’d whip out her lightsaber. (Google that image. Priceless pink Darth Vader!)
Ray_C about 13 years ago
I think pillaging will be a handy skill to have in the coming days.I say, “Go for it!”
Malcolm Hall about 13 years ago
You’re still going to have to spend money on cutlasses, wooden legs, parrots, and eyepatches. Just rent a couple of Johnny Depp “Pirates” movies, some gelt covered chocolates and you’re good.
Dr Sheriff MB esq PhD DML about 13 years ago
Beats putting an ad in Craigslist for grog serving wenches… you know they’re out there, but they never call…
ZBicyclist Premium Member about 11 years ago
Every kid should at least learn enough project management skills so they know it’s “pillage, THEN burn”.