Jon (on the phone): I don't know what to get my girlfriend for Christmas, dad.
Dad: Why don't you get her a pair of frilly overalls?
Jon (on the phone): Frilly?
Dad (on the phone): The ones with the lace bib.
Jon: May I talk to mom?
Hooter-ville. it really irritated my step-mother how much of a hoot my father got watching Petticoat Junction, and Green Acres. never missed a single show…..
Jed Clampett might be able to help you there. Doesn’t he buy nice clothes for Granny along with moonshine and a gun to shoot the opposums for her pies!
Llewellenbruce about 13 years ago
Good choice Jon.
codycab about 13 years ago
Tis the season for helping.
kbyrdleroy123 about 13 years ago
You don’t ask another male on what to get a woman. What’s wrong with cha boy?
hsawlrae about 13 years ago
And be sure to put a nice big pretty fancy bow on the manure fork.
chris_weaver about 13 years ago
It’s on page 12 in the Frederick’s of Hooterville catalog.
Catfeet Premium Member about 13 years ago
It also can be found at the Elly May’s Secret store.
michael100 about 13 years ago
I haven’t seen jon’s dad in a while.
x_Tech about 13 years ago
Jon’s dad is into Cos Play? Oh my!
angeldscoobydoo Premium Member about 13 years ago
If you want to know what to get a woman, ask a woman. If you can’t find one, ask a gay guy. Or just buy her chocolate.
hariseldon59 about 13 years ago
At least now we know where Jon gets his fashion sense (or lack of it).
123hypno about 13 years ago
He inherited it.
jimwill0803 about 13 years ago
The apple didn’t fall far from the tree. Jon’s not real smart either. He talks to his cat. Everybody ought to know they speak Catonese.
Number Three about 13 years ago
That’s right, The mother will know!
LOL xxx
adubman about 13 years ago
And in the Hooterville cataloge, Mr.Drucker is the model along side Arnold for that “homey look.”
dfowensby about 13 years ago
Hooter-ville. it really irritated my step-mother how much of a hoot my father got watching Petticoat Junction, and Green Acres. never missed a single show…..
jlerner Premium Member about 13 years ago
Haven’t seen Dad or Doc Boy in, …gosh, gotta be going on 7 years?
iced tea about 13 years ago
Jed Clampett might be able to help you there. Doesn’t he buy nice clothes for Granny along with moonshine and a gun to shoot the opposums for her pies!
JP Steve Premium Member about 13 years ago
Mom will recommend a frilly denim apron!
aweabi about 13 years ago
What is Doc Boy’s real name? Does he have one? I know, totally off topic.
timzoom about 13 years ago
Dads never understand…
natureboyfig4 Premium Member about 13 years ago
Hey, you never know. She might be into that sort of thing!
Grecommando about 13 years ago
A heck a lot of better choice Jon!!!!!!
coolpersonwithsunglasses almost 13 years ago
dont ask a farmer for gift ideas. just dont
NewOrleansSaints over 8 years ago
This was the last time we see Jon’s Dad.