Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for January 03, 1998

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More Hi-jinks with Dan Cupid! The year 1998 finally arrives at Father Time's office... Cupid: Sorry I'm late! Who's been filling in for me? Father Time: Dan Cupid. Cupid: Dan Cupid? But ... He's a love consultant! What does he know about being a New Year? Father Time: Nothing! But he was the best I could do short notice! Cupid: But being a New Year is a huge responsibility! What if he messes up? Father Time: He's NOT going to mess up! Paperboy: EXTRA! U.S. declares war on Canada! Chelsea Clinton elopes with balloon sculptor! Cupid: YAA! Father Time: Oops.