Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for September 20, 2001

Transcript:

"Principal Nichols, I'm here to protest the fact that we can't play Dodge Ball in gym anymore! This is an outrage!" "So some parents say it's too violent! What do they know? Have they ever played the game? Let's get 'em in here!" "Hand 'em a rubber ball and let 'em ring a few heaters off Mrs. Godfrey's forehead! Then they'll see it's just good clean FUN!" "Nate, what on earth does Mrs. Godfrey have to do with this?" "Sir, I'm merely looking for ways to improve school morale."