Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for October 09, 2002
October 08, 2002
October 10, 2002
Transcript:
NATE: Hee hee! I wrote another hilarious haiku about Mrs. Godfrey! Listen to this! It's seventeen syllables of sheer poetry! Ahem! "She's a monster, a bloated obscenity..." FRANCIS: And she's right behind you. NATE: NO, that's eighteen syllables! Can't you count?
ReneeZimbodgi almost 13 years ago
How about this:Animals hibernate.The trees and grass hibernate.Why can’t I sleep in?
COMIC-ER over 12 years ago
Is this good:Poetry is quite strangeFull of randomness everywherePie pie pie pie pie.
big nate yayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy over 12 years ago
I wonder what the real ending to nates haiku was. P.S. Nate, you are DEAD!!!!!!!!!!
DiscipleOfFire about 12 years ago
Haiku’s are easybut sometimes they don’t make senseRefridgerator
pugsandpickles over 10 years ago
i love all types of dogsbut i really really really love one kindit is the awesome pug
elephantrider5390 almost 9 years ago
SchoolUgh, it’s here again,My worst nightmare’s coming near,Can’t wait till the end.
a non-E mouse about 6 years ago
How about this: “She is a monster, A bloated obscurity, She’s right behind you.”
♞нυитєявσу_z♘ over 5 years ago
THE ONLY GOOD HAIKU I CAN THINK OF SO ENJOY IT
I throw my toast.
Hits an old lady.
Now I’m behind bars.
Asadeerf over 4 years ago
Mrs. Godfrey hates Nate, and Nate hates mrs. Godfrey. They hate each other.
Hate Haiku.
AliAdhami over 3 years ago
Why does this keep happening to Nate? Does Mrs. Godfrey stalk him or something?
me_the_polish_gull over 3 years ago
There is an idiot,
Who wrote a nasty poem;
We know him as Nate.
Flammin’ Victus 24 days ago
Godfrey the Demon. Goddess of Monstrosity. Satan must be proud.