Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for December 04, 2003

Transcript:

"So what does the 'commissioner of nicknames' do, exactly?" "I keep track of all the nicknames! For teachers and kids!" "Sounds like a big job!" "Not for me! I have total recall of all nicknames going back five years!" "For example, from mid-april to late may of 2000, Mrs. Hollis from the computer lab was called 'livin' la vida donuts'! After that it was 'lotta'! and in June, we started calling her 'fat elvis'!" "He can't remember who wrote 'poor richard's almanac,' but he remembers 'fat elvis.'" "Then she became 'McNuggets'..."