Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for June 07, 2005

Transcript:

"Well, this is the first art opening I've ever been a part of! The first of many, might I add!" "I just wish they were giving out prizes! I don't think there's much doubt about who'd get the blue ribbon!" "I mean, no offense to the rest of you, but I think it's clear who's the most talented artist at this opening!" "Speaking of openings, how about shutting that big one in the middle of your face?" "Whoa, Teddy, whoa, that's the "Mountain Dew" talking."