Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for May 06, 2006

Transcript:

"How come you're so upset about getting detention for tardiness?" "Because tardiness is lame!" "It's a waste of a detention! When you get detention, you want to get it for something worthwhile!" "When David Ortiz makes an out, do you think he prepers to do it by cranking one to the warning track, or by hitting a feeble pop-up to the catcher?" "As your little-league teammate, I must say that comparing yourself to David Ortiz is a bit of a stretch." "I'm the Big Papi of detention."