A goalie, or a "keeper" (as we keepers like to say), is the most important person on the soccer field of play. He must make acrobatic saves, the most athletic kind! He must be fearless, quick, alert, and... Okay, never mind.
Nate: I’m gonna block the ball whenever somebody tries to kick it into the goal!
Nate prepares himself. Three minutes pass. The ball hasn’t come to him yet. Fifteen minutes pass. Still not yet. Five hours pass. The soccer game should’ve ended by now, but due to comic logic, it’s still going. One year passes. STILL THE BALL HASN’T COME TO HIM YET
Nate: Yawn… stay… focused… hey what’s that?
Nate turns his head around for one millisecond. During that millisecond, a player kicked the ball into the goal, scoring.
ninjafrogclimbsbuildingswithalacrity over 11 years ago
Goalie is my least favorite position to play, actually..
Sonicx79 almost 11 years ago
It mine
B Dawg over 8 years ago
i love butterflies
Bookworm/Animal Lover 123 over 8 years ago
Goalie is boring. I’m better at defence
I luv comix over 6 years ago
Lol. Nate you can do better than that.
Rocky07 almost 5 years ago
I don’t play football anyway
♞нυитєявσу_z♘ almost 3 years ago
Nate: I’m gonna block the ball whenever somebody tries to kick it into the goal!
Nate prepares himself. Three minutes pass. The ball hasn’t come to him yet. Fifteen minutes pass. Still not yet. Five hours pass. The soccer game should’ve ended by now, but due to comic logic, it’s still going. One year passes. STILL THE BALL HASN’T COME TO HIM YET
Nate: Yawn… stay… focused… hey what’s that?
Nate turns his head around for one millisecond. During that millisecond, a player kicked the ball into the goal, scoring.
Nate: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO PEJGOIJOGE9QUP3;jego3Q;IJOTG;Iq3
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