Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for March 09, 1997
March 08, 1997
March 10, 1997
Transcript:
NATE: *SNIFF!* Yow! Did something die? DAN CUPID MEETS DAD! an original Nate Wright comic! DANL Greetings, fellow fat bald guy! DAD: Gawrsh! Dan Cupid! DAN: You've been along long enough Dad! Let me pierce you with one of my "love darts!" Now I'll go find a woman, hit her with a dart, and BINGO! Instant romance! CUPID 1: We're all headed over to Cloud Nine! CUPID 2: Yeah! There's a big party! DAN: Ooh! I'm there! HOURS LATER... CUPID 2: Come on, Dan! We're flying over to Hollywood to find a gal for Keanu Reeves! DAN: Hmm. CUPID 2: What's wrong, Dan? DAN: I just can't shake the feeling that I'm forgetting something! DAD: Come here often? WOMAN: Get lost.
bignatecopiesgarfield over 12 years ago
Nates dad isn’t really fat in real life
tunextgeneration about 12 years ago
“My heart’s a stereo. It beats for you so listen close. Hear my thoughts in every no-o-ote. Make me your radio and turn me up when you feel low. This melody was ment for you. So sing along to my stereo.”
Donuts3132 over 11 years ago
wow, nate’s dad was PONED!!!
gocomics about 11 years ago
There’s a dirty joke that starts w/ Nate’s dad’s line and ends with “or do you wait until you get home?”
BBQjoe1 almost 11 years ago
The last panel is a hint that Marty should actually grow some hair…
UniqueMan88 almost 9 years ago
Cloud Nine. That is so
LLLAAAMMMEEE!!!
Comical thunder over 8 years ago
HOw come all the wrights are constantly unlucky in love
ethanmcswag over 7 years ago
How come all the females are jerks?
Tyrion HamiltonGoodson about 5 years ago
That’s when Christopher Wallace (The Notorious B.I.G) died
minecraftchamp33 about 4 years ago
That’s kind of sad
Mr. LxATHE almost 4 years ago
Marty has the same exact problem as Nate.
♞нυитєявσу_z♘ almost 4 years ago
Marty actually gets lost while hiking in the deep, dark woods.
That Lady: GOOD
Mario Kart over 3 years ago
“Fellow fat bald guy”?