Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for January 16, 2000

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TEST YOUR KNOWLEDGE! TEST YOUR SKILL! TAKE THE MRS. GODFREY "FUN FACTS" QUIZ! 1. Mrs. Godfrey became a Social Studies instructor because: GODFREY: You'll never amount to anything. A. A career as a ballet dancer just didn't pan out. B. She loves useless facts about obscure 16th century explorers. C. She enjoys warping teaching young people. 2. Mrs. Godfrey's middle initial B stands for: A. Beth B. Barbara C. Beelzebub 3. Mrs. Godfrey's favorite perfume is called: FRANCIS: Oolp! TEDDY: What a stench! A. "Charlie" B. "Myron" C. "Dead Fish" 4. Which of the following can be found in Mrs. Godfrey's desk: GOFREY: What are you looking at? A. Breath mints B. "Sweatin' To The Oldies" tape C. Magazine article entitled "Rodents: Our Misunderstood Cousins" 5. "1776" refers to: A. The signing of the Declaration of INdependence B. Washington crossing the Delaware C. Mrs. Godfrey's weight. 6. When not behind her desk, Mrs. Godfrey can be found: DO NOT DISTURB A. At the candy machine in the teacher's lounge. B. Performing her twice-daily eyebrow ptrimming C. Under a nearby rock. NATE: Personally, I'd put C for number six! TEDDY: Ih...I'll just put "non of the above."