Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for January 30, 2000

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BRAVO! NATE: Aarrgh! Figure skating again? ELLEN: Yup! NATE: How can you watch this schlock? ELLEN: It's not schlock! It's exciting! And it's beautiful too! Look at Tatiana! She's so graceful! NATE: Graceful? She looks like she's being attacked by hornets! ELLEN: That's called choreography, idiot! NATE: Nice costume, too! What did she do, roll around on the floor of a sequin factory! DAD: (O.S.) Hello?... Oh hi, Francis...yup, you certainly may speak to Nate. Let me go get him. He's watching figure skating. NATE: NO! DAD: Oop, here he is now.