Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for April 16, 2000
Transcript:
TEDDY: HEY HEY HEY! Wanna play some catch? NATE: Sure! I'll get my glove! Finally it's really starting to feel like spring! TEDDY: This is just the sort of weather that gets me pumped for baseball! The smell of the grass...the feel of the glove...the roar of the crowd... NATE: The crack of the back. TEDDY: Of the bat, you mean. NATE: Nope. Look. TEDDY: Oh. NATE: Last year, he was in traction for two weeks.
Big Nate Rocks! over 11 years ago
Traction?
PBS1! almost 5 years ago
Finally a good pun
All I want is my rope roblox Xmas style almost 4 years ago
If you break you back once break it and break it again
Drunk Larry over 1 year ago
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STUFF ENJOYER 7 months ago
Oh.
Arcery 5 months ago
Nate wants Marty to move more, so this might be a good way of doing it