Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for May 21, 2000
May 20, 2000
May 22, 2000
Transcript:
SCHLOX-TV presents "I Want To Be A Jillionaire! with your host Ken Doolittle! KEN: Friends, let's welcome our next contestant, 15-year-old cheerleader and "Dilly Burger" employee Ellen Wright!! CLAP! CLAP CLAP! CLAP! CLAP! KEN: Ellen...good luck! Now here's your first question! "Little Miss Muffet sat on a...BLANK! Is the answer A. swing B. hilltop C. chair, or D. tuffet TICK TICK TICK TICK TICK TICK TICK TICK ???? KEN: Uh...Ellen? ELLEN: Yes, Don? KEN: It's Ken. ELLEN: Yes, Ken? KEN: Do you guess A, B, C, or D? ELLEN: I'll guess B, Don. KEN: Is that your final answer? ELLEN: What does "final answer" mean? Bzzzzzz! KEN: Awwww! Sorry, Ellen! You should have used your lifeline! ELLEN: What's that? KEN: That's when you admit you're not smart enough to answer the question yourself..so you reach out to someone you know! ELLEN: I'm reaching out to someone I know.
Big Nate Rocks! almost 12 years ago
Except Ellen did that more than once.
n8cwhite over 8 years ago
It was D right?
Boosted (Heavy main in TF2) over 7 years ago
WOW Nate drew a real-looking dollar bill!!!
GarfieldMN over 4 years ago
Wait wait… didn’t Nate call Mr. Rosa “Don” once? And Mr. Rosa’s full name is Ken………..
hockey man over 3 years ago
XD
Salmon✔️ over 3 years ago
Nate, you should reach out to a hospital
STUFF ENJOYER 10 months ago
Tuffet.
Arcery 2 months ago
Not gonna lie, I have no clue what the answer is either.