Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for August 19, 2001
Transcript:
DAD: Nate? How do they look son? Nate? NATE: I'm not coming out. MONEY MATTERS with your host Biff Biffwell and special guest... CONSUMER REPORTER CELINE PAYCHEK!! BIFF: Hi, Celine! CELINE: Nice to be here, Biff! BIFF: Celina, it's back-to-school time again! Any shopping tips for parents trying to save a few pennies? CELINE: Absolutely, Biff. Don't be fooled by all the so-called "sales!" That's the stuff the stores want you to buy! Instead check out the items marked "clearance." Your 11-year-old son might want a backpack like everyone else's but why pay more? Here's a perfectly good "Pinky The Pony" pack for half the cost! And Biff, who needs some fancy-pants notebook with all those pockets, compartments and zippers? This plain brown binder is a steal and the water damage is minimal! Then, of course, there's the matter of clothes! Your children might beg you for "nice" clothes that "fit" and :look good"...and might I add, cost an arm and a leg! Why pay through the nose? What's more important? Some pair of pants your kid's going to outgrow or saving your precious hard-earned money?? DAD: We'll take 'em! NATE: **SIGH**
teddyortiz#1fan over 11 years ago
Ha Ha! just cruel!
minecraftfan01 over 11 years ago
man marty REALLY does not know what people wear these days
Godzilla2016 over 7 years ago
Those are the type of pants you wear in case of emergency
LOLtheBoss157 about 7 years ago
Those are hideous
Dyceiretak almost 7 years ago
The thing is, if Marty gets him hideous clothes that don’t fit and are shabby, it makes it look like he doesn’t care for Nate.
maya2u over 6 years ago
That is just CRUEL! XD
nandayconures! over 6 years ago
Martys inconsiderate
HanWoodson over 4 years ago
you are stupid marty
MabelPines1234 almost 4 years ago
yea they really r
SamuelZhao almost 4 years ago
That looks like a dress, or it was made for girls
Over-Confident Nate (Comic Reviewer) almost 4 years ago
those are higher than his waist
Cute Ice Cream (Cute Cookie Bear) over 3 years ago
um no thank you
Cute Ice Cream (Cute Cookie Bear) over 3 years ago
and that pinky the pony smile
ɴᴀᴛᴇ ᴡʀɪɢʜᴛ (ᴅɪsᴛᴏʀᴛᴇᴅ ᴇᴅɪᴛɪᴏɴ) over 3 years ago
AHHHHH THOSE PANTS puts soap in eyes
Mario Kart about 3 years ago
Either blow up those pants, or bury them 10 feet underground in the middle of nowhere.
Anibal about 3 years ago
marty is probably the worst parent
BigNateLover21 almost 3 years ago
there’s an odd lack of oh i don’t know……….FRANCIS!
Moonshadow Elves over 2 years ago
Here is how Nate can solve this:
Donate them
“Misplace” them
Bury them
“Accidentally” drop them in the fire
Throw them in a lake
“Forget” they exist and never wear them
Other
marjmk over 2 years ago
My parents would never do this
STUFF ENJOYER 7 months ago
Those are… quite the pants.
Arcery 5 months ago
I can’t believe Marty thinks they look good!