Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for November 18, 2001

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Time Once Again For CELEBRITY INTERVIEW!! Here's your host: CHIP CHIPSON! CHIP: Greetings, friends! I'm joined today by osteo-activist Willie Wishbone! WILLIE: Yo, Chip. CHIP: Now, Willie...it says in your press release that you "fight for the rights of bones." WILLIE: Darn right. Think of what we bones have to go through! We get boiled in the soup...we get chewed on by dogs...and worst of all is what heppened to me! No bone should have to go through such an ordeal! They took me out of the turkey, cleaned me off, dried me out for a couple days...and then gave me to some kids! Those little monsters pulled on my legs for what seemed like hours! I just couldn't take it anymore!! CHIP: And then... WILLIE: I just snapped.